WHY DID THE 340 TON BOULDER CROSS THE ROAD?
Because it was discontent with its current economic situation and wants to join the Occupy movement…

If anyone else is like me and a giant boulder driving through downtown (enter city here) gets your rocks off, (like that guy in the picture) then you better get off the couch and see the Heizer boulder making its final journey to LACMA.  Cause I’m pretty sure that tonight is that last night!!!  With a cost of $10 MILLION to transport that pebble boulder, you cannot even imagine how much we paid to advertise our shows on it!!!  OUCH! said our wallet.

Seriously!  He is sooooo HAPPY!!!